And Ben Carson is simultaneously a legitimately renowned neurosurgeon and a fucking moron.

This is a tricky and awkward argument to have with someone defending his intelligence, because it hinges on the fact that the person you are talking to is even stupider than he is.

Lil Jon confirmed reports that Donald Trump called him “Uncle Tom”

Let me guess: you also really miss the days when flight attendants were young and pretty, and feel personally aggrieved when strangers don’t dress up to sit by you on the plane?

Doctors are frequently pretty stupid about things outside of their immediate specialty.

In a perfect world... In reality some airports have few options.

It’s the primary reason why I hate looking younger than I am. Everyone tells me I’ll appreciate it when I’m much older, but at work it’s always made me feel like I’m not taken seriously.

Happens all the damn time to me. Most recently, my company put together a trade show and I’m the purchasing manager so I’m top bitch. It was fucking infuriating having the vendor reps shake their glasses at me and ask if I can ‘fill them up’ while staring at my boobs. I’m the one that decides if you make your sales…

I had a very good client that is a flight attendant. She loves to travel, likes the pay and benefits and just enjoys her work for the most part. She owns her own home in a rather unaffordable city. I certainly wouldn’t knock the profession (I am too much of a scaredy cat about heights/flying to do it, too, so I…

As someone who looks years younger than my actual age, I get that - but people will always have fewer complaints or concerns about me because I’m male, so my ‘youth’ makes me exceptional rather than incapable. It’s really shocking how obvious the double standard is.

Early in my teaching career someone called my boss to complain about “that high schooler you have watching the kids” I was 24. But to be fair, apparently I looked like I was 12 until I was 40.

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

Yes, privately referring to a few women who consensually had sex with your husband as “bimbos” is totally just as heinous a crime as, you know, those actual crimes of sexual assault that Trump privately bragged about that certainly seem to be very true. I mean, if you are a moron and are trying to defend a creepy…

What is up with the Eva Peron-like framed portrait?

“Taking Trump Seriously, Not Literally”

I forgot; who is running for president in 2016?

That bugs me too. Trump has Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Psychology professors have stated they’re using videos of him as teaching aids now because he’s the most perfect textbook case they’ve ever seen. He’s completely lucid, with only a self-image warped with narcissism.

please go shave your neck beard

I’m so sorry you are going through that with your Dad, truly. To be fair though, I’ve had friends tell me that they’ve had parents/relatives with dementia whose personalities did completely change and they became very hateful towards people. Trump though has been this way since at least 30 years ago, so yeah, he is…

I just assumed that they had a cook or housekeeper to do that — what Trump wife would even cook?