I don’t think I can be convinced that porn is healthy for men. Ladies, whose boyfriends/husbands are pornheads, tell me honestly and not the “sex positive, politically correct, men pleasing” version, do your partners porn habits mean great/improved sex with better, more frequent orgasms for you personally?

This is how I’m imagining the parkour guy:

Oh, so you’re saying there are actual criteria for deeming something a failure?

So some people went to the a movie featuring some of the most violent, sadistic characters in the DC universe and expected something else other than violence, sexism, over-the-top action, and machismo? Sometimes I wonder what are the qualifications to be a film critic. I guess the ability to breath is one of them.

Nope, he’s got a legit awesome design. My favorite part is the face, dude looks smug, like he is aware that he’s the toughest cookie around.

This also shows how ridiculous the new Japanese Godzilla looks.

Is it wrong that I like Legendary’s design better? I just think it feels much better built. For example, both it and the resurgence Godzilla have bigger legs (which goes with the square cube law) but the Legendary one looks less puffy. I could go into more detail, but I digress.

Incorrect. But lemme just throw this in...

I’m wondering whether the first reader will be receptive to your advice. It’s rather hard to take, because it may seem like you’re asking him to set aside how he was raised and what his tradition is. None of us let that stuff go lightly. Dr. Nerdlove, you provided the vinegar. I’m going to provide something else.

PC gamers don’t see different headsets as different platforms. The computer is the platform, the headset is just a peripheral. A hugely expensive overpriced peripheral, but still just a peripheral.

Nothing confirms my happiness of being in love with a sandwich than eating said delicious sandwich. Man, this sandwich is delicious.

Funny, because nothing confirms my happiness of being in a stable, healthy, long term relationship like Dr Nerdlove’s columns.

Something in common with my wife. Heyo, burn.....wait.... :(

His date? She’s an inanimate object. That’s not a date. You can’t have a relationship with a piece of plastic. Let’s stop encouraging this and get guys like this some help. Does anyone really think this guy is happy?

I always vote for myself because I’m a selfish jerk.

Considering the tray he’s holding in the model has a clear blue piece on it (which I think means the builder is trying to show it’s wet), I’d say that this is probably the case.

I’ll just leave this here. (via xkcd)

It’s not just the neck, everything except the tail is strangely sluggish or frozen. The tail seems to be possessed of an entirely different mind and seems off putting as it moves without relation to the body. It’s so long, I briefly thought it was another monster in some scenes!

I love the arms pinned to the sides.