thegreatprophetzarquon
The Great Prophet Zarquon
thegreatprophetzarquon

I love two of the three Ghostbusters movies, but Jesus, Dan, move on.

If you have to mine past glories (instead of, you know, creating new ones), a Blues Brothers prequel would actually have stories to tell.

CoH/CoV combat was weirdly slow, even at the time. Honestly, given how indifferent to hostile the developers were toward so many superhero tropes — note that there’s literally no support for secret identities or civilian lives — I’ve often wondered if they wanted to make a different genre entirely, and felt forced

As you’re surely tired of hearing by now, most noodle dishes in Thailand are Chinese in origin

Seriously, it’s literally anyone is talking about.

Everyone who claims there wasn’t a misogynist backlash to the last Ghostbusters movie (yes, yes, some people disliked it for other reasons, too) should spend time in those groups.

Even years later, the amount of misogyny and racism that pops up in them would be astonishing, if not for, you know, everything else that’s

The Facebook Ghostbusters groups are frighteningly intense.

The Matrix Regurgitation

Is there a smartphone in the last two years that is worth upgrading for?

It’s all incremental improvements in screens, cameras and speed at this point.

The best toy for small kids on an airplane: Benadryl.

The best toy for small kids on an airplane: Benadryl.

All of the inventions that are created as a byproduct, many of which have become ubiquitous, and end up being a huge windfall for the economy and, frankly, mankind.

That feels like a weird thing to have omitted from the story.

And then I told my boyfriend and he was like, ‘Mmm, should be Jon though really, shouldn’t it?’

What non-incremental changes, other than folding, can phones do at this point? Both Apple and Android phones are mostly stuck in the same doldrums right now.

There are still no comic book adaptations or true crime documentaries, but the deal is supposed to last for a few years so they’ve got time.

Endgame tries to put a new twist on time travel, as per Hulk and Nebula explaining to Scott and Rhody that time travel movies like Back to the Future are bullshit. Their theory is if you travel to the past and change something, the future you return to would be a different future, not the one you returned from.

Also, his mom wasn’t ripping on him with the salad comment. It was a mom expressing concern over her son’s health and well-being. If the way she delivered it was considered a slam, the Kotaku offices have to be the gentlest place on Earth.

The game really goes downhill after half of its dev team gets snapped.

One of the all-time greats.

This was legit the best zombie show on TV, a surprisingly crowded field nowadays.

The Americana sub-genre is functionally what you’re describing.

It doesn’t get played on country radio, either.

I know, but to an 11 year old, getting whatever he wants, in horrifying quantities, is like a dream.

As an adult, I find them kind of gross.