Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

It wasn’t traveling. It was a basketball move to complete the catch.

the escalator is cool but then you’re stuck in wheaton

Not since David St. Hubbins have more poignant words about curling been written.

“My name is KIIIIIICKKKKKKKK, KICK ROCKKKKSSS. I love that song too.”

I’d assumed that it was a note that said, “HELP” scrawled in blood.

Fuck that. Ralph Macchio’s career ended when he got arrested for shooting the clerk in Alabama.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

I’m most impressed by the 4 kids with 5 women statistic.

Golf Cart isn’t a bad option. Look what it did in Dallas:

Driver went full mustang. You never go full mustang.

I’m not certain yet, but I created this Gif of the better images the police posted later:

Some very fine people on both sides

• A cop car that weighs at least 2 tons slams into the tiniest compact that you can currently buy at 104mph.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Talk about riding the rails, amirite?!?!?!?!?

I didn’t know BIG APOCALYPSE was out here doing sponsored posts

Yeah, what a heads up play.

For all of Trump’s tough-guy rhetoric, if he was ever in a fist fight, he’d fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

Federica Pellegriniis trains using a new technique. She trains in a pool of carbonated bubbly water. Her coaches claim the water is naturally sparkling, but we know the truth.