So much for being grounded to the ground

More of a reich hook.

Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

Eh. I’m with you that the Yankees are muy malo, but consider how many of their fly balls died at the track in games 2-4. The de-juicing giveth, and the de-juicing taketh away.

Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

Going from V12 to 12V? Now that’s a switcheroo.

I think he misunderstood when the NFL said they were going to table the discussion on concussions.

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

I’m one of those guys who believe that four-doors need love too. And I believe in the concept that when you’re buying a modified car it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be something you can work with.

A good looking resto-mod, but all that custom paint, interior and wheels for a slant six under the hood?  I’d be all in if there was at least a 383 under the hood. As it stands, it’s just a restored taxi. CP

Abby’s database is really just a link to jalopnik.

Choking and suffocating a person are completely different, like right Twix and left Twix.

It isn’t wise to inject anything that passed through Tampa, not without a full decontamination cycle.

IT’S A TRAP!

This is not the van you’r looking for! CP! 

99.99% chance I’m picking this.

Sadly no info in the EXIF to show what sort of camera took these fine photos. Still, feels very appropriate for the era of car. Now if you’ll excuse me I have some Whitesnake to listen to.