off topic, but no one in this thread can spell “indiscretions”

George of the Jungle!

we also both take famously large poops

Popping pimples doesn’t gross me out at all when I’m the one doing the popping, but seeing videos of it makes me unspeakably uncomfortable

Yeah, the kids are on summer vacation for the entirety of the movie

He Holy Ghosted you

I think I would love this

The “but not for work” comment in the weed entry had me going “riiiiiight.”

There is a word for that feeling. It’s called loneliness.

My sleep paralysis episodes are always super lovey-dovey, I just feel enveloped in this massive sleep hug. Actually a pretty nice experience!

For the record, I’m pro-hair, haven’t shaved in years, but that said, as a queer lady, if it’s long enough to floss teeth with, trim that shit. Grab a an electric beard trimmer or a pair of scissors and spend a couple minutes down there. Don’t go overboard.

My folks have 18 grandkids, and me and my siblings aren’t even done having babies yet.

I guess if it’s erect that means the guy is genuinely aroused, which takes it in to the pornography zone.

Man, beat me to it.

Dicks are specialized for function, not form.

Agreed. I’m from the US and I think a lot of our political problems would be solved if we didn’t expect our president to be both our simbolic figurehead and the head of our govt. If we had a Queen, Trump would have never happened, just saying.

Well actually when you look at it in terms of net gain/loss the royal family brings in more funds then they take.

Mmm he real short tho.

Sounds like something that should be said between robot/robot stomping sounds. KACHUUUUNK MURGATROYD BEEP BEEP BOOP.

When I was about 8, my teenaged brothers’ friend slept over at our house, and in the morning they all got to playing video games in their pjs in the den. Anywho I wandered in there to see what was up and what should I see but my brothers’ buddy sitting in an office chair right out of their line of sight with his foot…