If you’re the same height, it’s the shit.

Diana dies?

Have you seen Elementary? He’s great as the captain.

I don’t shop there but I need everything in that top image, so maybe I should.

I’m okay with how the show is getting him and Petra back together, because Petra is a goddess, but Michael+Jane is just... no.

FUCK Michael.

I love it when my sailors are on their knees with their hands behind their heads.

Here she is saying “bring me Solo and the Wookie!”

I ALWAYS laugh during sex.

I ALWAYS laugh during sex. It’s awkward and messy and mostly hilarious.

What is this feeling? Is it.. pity for Ted Cruz?

I mean, no one doubts that Khloe is OJ Simpson’s daughter, right? It’s pretty much a given.

Hey, I got spanked as a child and I only contemplate suicide, like, 3 times a day!

I hacked walking on a crowded sidewalk the other day, purely by chance. Read while you walk - an actual paper book, or it doesn’t work. The crowds end up moving around you, astonished and nervous.

God bless you for starting this amazing thread.

It’s pretty easy to get there, actually.

He was a beautiful McConaughey-quoting angel in Other Space.

I’m almost sure that when I was last dating actively 3-4 years ago, most dudes were at least somewhat smart, relatively charming, and had one or more interesting skills. Every man I’ve met recently has been strikingly boring.