Been there, done that, best night ever. :)

Wow! LSD is really tough to make, that guy must have been a genius at chemistry.

IMPREGNATE! IMPREGNATE!

I wanna know if this is flaccid or erect tho. :/

Oh, before marriage he used to take his laundry to his mom's every week. I'm not a fan, in case you can't tell.

She knew, I'm guessing the sex is pretty spectacular.

Nah, she just does his laundry for him.

He's pretty loaded, and I think she might be into him being a manchild, for some weird reason. Maybe a sex thing? Who knows.

Still married, no babies yet -_-

You joke about it, but my sister married a man who can't do ANYTHING. Cooking, cleaning, caretaking, laundry, ironing, making beds, even walking the dog. He won't even eat vegetables or exercise. He is an adult man who is not disabled in any way, just a complete shithead.

Eh. I'd probably fuck him.

Even I got aroused by that.

YOU MADE ME CRY

Sadly, I'm in the District 12 of the social dystopia that is Kinja (a grey) so this will never be seen in order to be answered, but - what is wrong with their heads? Do they all not have necks? Why would they photograph women with long hair with their bodies curved back? It just makes them look like they have huge…

It's a good point, but I think drawing a comparison between abortions and surrendering already born babies is a risky comparison. Some of these women might be experiencing post partum depression or psychosis, and really do need counseling and medical help, and giving up the baby isn't the right thing for them to do.

Doesn't seem like a real word anymore. Orgasm. Ooooorrrrrgaaaaasm.

I have a whole life as a lie. I call it my PR lie. I was raised in a legit apocalyptic sex cult, so I have a whole alter ego to explain where I lived and things I did that edits out all of the weird sex apocalypse stuff. Sometimes, I believe it myself, it's that good. I've confessed to some people but generally they…

Not to be weird, but I think my heart is full of fan fiction about the io9 staff hanging with the Jezebel staff.

I've eaten tepezquintle steak (spotted paca, basically a large rat), which was actually delish, very like pork, but a little redder. I've also had raw kibe which was less delish.

If only! It was a legit cult.