A rolled and tied turkey breast filled with apple-chestnut-leek stuffing, sweet potatoes roasted with cinnamon and honey, caramelized brussels sprouts roasted with sherry vinegar and honey, silky gravy, and a smashing bottle of Nuits-Saint-Georges 1er Cru red Burgundy.

The little bitches wanted to die for allah. Well they got what they wished for. Fuck ‘em.

Oh please. My Dad died when I was young leaving us nothing. My Mother worked two jobs in order to make ends meet and keep us in a good school district. She also managed to cook, clean house, do our laundry and she still managed to have a social life.

Dude or no, I would hit that! *HOT*

I run a large liquor store and I’ve had people ask me to recommend a gluten free rum. Rum is made from molasses and/or sugar cane juice. I wanted to shake those people and scream at them.

I hate myself for finding Bristol to be irresistibly HOT. I have major weaknesses for both brunettes and crazy women. They will be my downfall.

Hooray, you ca shop in the girls department. Much less expensive than the woman’s department.

Did I hurt your fee-fees? Do you have a underdeveloped body as well??

Pardon me, I should have wrote ‘only attractive to Jared Fogle and other pedophiles’.

She has the body of a 14 year old. Not attractive.

Not only has it been done better, it’s been done better by people with far more attractive bodies.

And ass.

Miley wishes that she had a body like Welch had then. Miley looks like an underdeveloped 14 year old.

Off the subject, but I love your screen name!

Inspiration for that light up choker came from Star Trek. Caused a duckface there too.

I’ve seen many drag queens who wear less makeup, and whose makeup is more tastefully done.

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