Obviously I wasn’t commenting on the actual issue as presented, manly because I am so sick of seeing this crap daily, if not hourly. I was just making fun of the couple in my own way. They are clearly deranged MAGAs.

These people are just wrong. From soup to nuts.

Is Trump living in a sealed chamber in the WH? I’ve heard he’s a notorious germaphobe but it’s hard to believe he’s been able to dodge the virus this long.

We need to revise our bio terror laws, because she needs to be in prison for a very, very, very long time.

On behalf of all french people: Fuck you with a rusty rake.

I like your sartorial take-down.  

It’s really bad tailoring. It looks like an off-the rack suit an entry level 25 year old salesman would buy from Kohl’s or JC Penny. A rich 40 year old with a real tailor would never have his jacket snatched in so small in the waist that there’s no drape, which also exposes the passe hip-hugger low rise trousers (very…

And please give us a spinoff of the Spellman sisters!

Walmart brought in an independent pest management company that says there is “no evidence of an infestation,” and nearby stores say they have not found any pill bottles full of blood-thirsty parasites in any of the blazers currently for sale. For now.

Uh, those woods are much further south in the U.S.

really? Now I asks didn’t y’all truly think most anything you’d buy at Walmart was gonna come pre-bedbugged. You’re damned lying if you didn’t.

So they were left in a Pennsylvania Walmart, not Ohio.

As a person who has had bedbugs twice and is extremely allergic to the bites, I concur on the evil. Straight to the Bad Place for this person.

Ohio?

Ohio and Pennsylvania are not actually the same state.

Can the authorities trace back via DNA where the bed bugs came from? I’m thinking Mar a Lago resort has experience with this problem and probably help out.

Well spayed.

So you could say it’s box office take has been neutered?

Alternatively, a simple answer to all of the above:
I’ve been sitting in that uncomfortable seat for hours and my legs/knees stretching.

To be honest, anything a Baby Boomer says to me is automatically suspect. You idiots spent 50 fucking years sucking off the system and giving nothing back. You've left us all with a hollowed out infrastructure and a flattened financial system. So thanks for that. Don't worry, though. Your kids will clean up your mess…