Amen. I’m 49 and I made that decision a long time ago. I won’t dance.

Can we please see more of that Hollywood Palace episode? Sinatra and Basie, holy freaking cow!

Blonde Basic Bitches

Well stated!

Of course they did. I’ve got one cashier who wears *shorts* to work and then complains that she’s cold. SMFH.

Fortunately you have to open the front of the thermostat to adjust it. Not possible with the lockbox.

I solved the thermostat issue at the business that I manage; I put a lockbox over it. But I did compromise-I set the A/C at 70 instead of 68. #IWinAllTheArguments

And I don’t give a single fuck if you’re in pain. Wear gloves to work.

Awww, you’re cold at work. Then wear a fucking sweater. Or find another job, perhaps one that will have you working n a nice, hot greenhouse all day.

Hummers catching fire?

More relevant now than ever:

I’m shocked, SHOCKED to find that the F-35 is a $135 million PER AIRCRAFT that doesn’t

Are sure that this wasn’t a Palin wedding?

Hickory Grille is owned by Springfield Restaurant Group. Here’s their webpage where they brag about their company’s philanthropic good deeds:

It would be better to nuke Burning Man from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

“Malkin has written a piece that I find to be quite reasonable and also making an ultimately important point”

So what the Germans say is really true; schadenfreude is, indeed, the greatest joy!

Damn, you beat me to it!

Awww, let’s throw a pizza pity party for the poor bigoted “victims”, who have nobody to blame but themselves for being outed as hypocritical bigots..