Let me put it this way....the vision of rocking anywhere from a late 80s 7 to an early 2000s e38 (ala Transporter)...

Pet peeve: either something is unique, or it isn’t. There are no degrees of “uniqueness.”

The kid is awful but anything that’s not him is magic. I mean, c’mon, they blow up an ice cream truck and an ice cream cone embeds itself in the back of a man’s head killing him! This movie is fully self-aware at every instant and I love the fuck out of it!

So you can play both kinds of music country AND western.

“E60 M5.”

Anecdotal evidence suggests this is a feature removed from later models, but E30s also have turn signals.

Yeah but...

I’d like to take the opportunity to point out that the very same dealer offering this Solstice has another rare Pontiac for sale—that being John Z’s 1964 Banshee prototype.

Just tell them it belongs to John Wick. They’ll give it back pronto.

A Mini Cooper with a Union Flag on the roof or on the tail lights represents FAR more tyranny, racism, genocide and slavery than the Lee which is an 80s TV icon. Go figure.

A standard 500, sure. But an Abarth girly? Nope, I don’t see it. I’m not American, that might explain my different perspective.

If you think Jalopnik is all righties, then you have already found the weed stash. GTFO.

They were truly ahead of their time.

Uh, Jezibel’s down the hall.

You are on the wroooooooong web site.

It seems like a nice car. It’s like that one girl in high school who wasn’t the prettiest, and snorted when she laughed, but she had the values you liked and could have a conversation with you, but all your friends ridiculed you for talking to her.

Because it is never too late to go full douche on the whole program:

I would bet that a handful of cars to show up here would be loved and desired by folks overseas...

I’d also love a donk car. With something crazy like Metamucil livery. I’d drive around all middle-aged and white and rock that shit!