And sincerely touting lemon juice is better at killing cancer than chemo... Those fuckers can try it, I was bald and sick for a year but they are welcome to keep their hair but be fucking dead in a year.

Or. Put a bucket in the back of your van. Empty at each rest stop into the bed of the nearest dodge ram.

Thats why I can’t go to cars and coffee anymore........

I present the Dodge Caravan Turbo:

I hate to point out the obvious, but at some point, SHE was ashamed of her own body, hence all the plastic surgery she underwent.

In the UK, we have a term...BOBFOC.

Ho stage. Seems about right.

I’m not sure whats worse, the boob job, or the plastic surgery on the face.
Glad I didn’t win today.

Harlequin!

Oh my gosh, that teal though.

Wishing an insignia on your fellow man. Shame.

Actually no, its US Policy I believe for America not to sell B-52's internationally for a variety of reasons. One of which is of course treaty limitations as you stated.

Saabaru.

I was in traffic once in front of a lifted truck that had a bug deflector on the hood, on which was written, in reversed vinyl letters ambulance-style, “SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT.” My man.

Marv is 88 years old and clearly doesn’t give a fuck. Subtlety is a young man’s game. You do you, Marv.

He wants to thank people who “do him a kindness” on the road, and to remind “assholes not to tailgate.”

If you kids were smart enough you’d give this gentleman his own column and give him some cars to review.

Real talk, though... nothing should be purchased for full price.

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