Not to mention a nominee to run in 2020. I hear Bill Weld is available (LOL).

And a lot of those mechanicals have been improved and tweaked and updated so many times, they’re nearly perfect. You buy a Corolla with the 1.8 liter, and that thing will run until there’s no more fuel to burn in it. The car will fall apart around it before it breaks down. And then someone will pick it up from the…

IIt's called planned obsolescence. It's been around since your grandpa was buying new cars every three years.

Hell yeah! ICE train FTW! Get a first class ticket if you can swing it. Totally worth it. Berlin to Stuttgart at 330 km/hr is awesome.

Well, I might as well drive an F-350 Super Duty to work, since everyone else is, right? Can't force people to drive hybrids, so why bother, am I right?

“The Bureau of Transportation Statistics found that Amtrak uses 27 percent less fuel than domestic flights per passenger-mile traveled in 2017.”

Assuming the car repair guys I like to watch on YouTube make any money from their video podcasts, these guys have day jobs doing whatever they do on the air. That’s how they make their money.

Nope, not much you can do about that. If he really wanted to fuck his diet, he’d specify some canned chili instead of letting the WH chef actually cook. “Dammit, I said *Hormel* chili! What is this, Wolf Brand?”

Probably thinks A Handmaid's Tale is an instruction manual.

The wild card game should be simply abolished and the best of the three division winners awarded a bye. The A/NLDS should be a best of three, and the A/NLCS a best of five. Baseball season should end no later than the last full week of October. I still pray for World Series games between middling wild card teams to be…

**rimshot**

Nobody said 45 was rational. So yeah, it kinda makes sense if you squint hard enough to make Trump seem Presidential. 

Just 47 years? Seems like a century. 

Don’t do it. Woodrow Wilson had a big stroke, and managed to not die in office. His wife ran the government in his stead.

I still find that incredible. This guy’s allegedly richer than God, and can easily afford to hire a chef and staff to manage his diet for him down to the last calorie so he doesn’t have to worry about any of it, yet he still eats fast food garbage.

You need Jesus.

KKinda like the Van Halen tour rider with "no brown M&Ms."

Thing is, most people who drive these things use them to stretch three and a half inches into eight.

Banning national symbols because some racist chuds adopted them is beyond idiotic. Rudy Guiliani is an avid Yankees fan. Does that mean I agree with his fucked up politics because I wear a Yankees cap (purchased in Yankee Stadium) in public? 

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