He might have had one hamberder too many by then. Or he's languishing in a mental hospital. 

Wy would you do a thing like that? The only difference between rural PA and Alabama is the weather. And I am certainly not moving to Alabama. There's not enough money in the world. 

Even an entry level Benz would flatten your Beetle like a beer can. 

Mike Pence isn’t going anywhere.

While at the same time making EVs on the cheap, since they don't have to be retrofitted to 2019 safety standards. Just keep them off the Autobahn. 

Thank you. Also, according to Toyota, 90% of the components in their batteries (and they use a LOT of batteries) are recycled, especially the very expensive and hard to find raw materials from which the batteries are made. People will try to convince you this stuff ends up in the landfill. No effing way. Even if the…

You would think there would be enough room under the back seat for the battery pack. The seat pops out, IIRC.

I work on a military base, so I get to hear from the Pats diaspora from time to time telling anyone who will listen how awesome Brady is after 40. I usually reply that if Brock Osweiler had the offensive line Brady has protecting his old ass, he’d have three or four Super Bowl rings too. And now we know why. Like your…

It depends on who the voters think is in the right. 

‘e’s a bit of a chonker, isn’t he.

I not only don't know the real Tiffany Trump, I don't want to know. Just like I don't want to know what the Duggars are doing, or how the Kardashians are doing. The only reason anyone might have even a passing interest in Tiffany Trump or any of the other Trumps is because their patriarch happens to be the President…

Which is all the more interesting, since the cars the rental companies *do* want to sell are cheaper by a grand or two.

Plus, I kind of like my chances when going after someone with a knife while carrying a baseball bat, or a fireplace poker, or a golf club, or a broom handle, or...

But yeah, the knife attack sooooo carries equal weight, according to the NRA. Why do they use knives? Because guns are harder to obtain in the EU.

Heads would roll at the Secret Service, whose job it is to make sure these bozos don’t get anywhere near the place, whether 45 is there or not. Apart from that, I don’t see Mike Pence, as the 46th President, doing a damn thing other than crying crocodile tears at Trump’s funeral.

It’s called a primary. Use it to get your congresscritter’s attention.

And the size of their next raise.

That’s what glove boxes are for.

I’d have some in your bugout bag, too.

I was having the game of my life at the bowling alley last season. Punched out eight of the first nine strikes. Tenth frame was 2-4-7 (missed the mark by 2 or 3 boards), which should have been easy enough to pick up, but my release was way early and it went into the gutter. 239, which wasn’t bad, but it could have…