Does he spear fish and release them?

Bourbon is good. Scotch tastes like old sweat socks, and Canadian whiskey doesn't taste like anything.

Shiner. That's all you need to know about Texas beer.

No, alcohol is a chemical. Beer is a solution. I am so smrt.

It wasn’t for me. I just went to the DMV and registered when I got my Texas driver’s license.

I knew there was a reason I moved down here. Besides the kickass Mexican food, that is. 

Reagan never had full control of Congress. People forget that. 

I think Delta will be allowed to demand paperwork for all "service" animals to prove that they've been properly trained. So yeah, that would include my emotional support goldfish (baby steps to the airport...)

I don’t suppose you have a bibliography reference for that statement.

She’ll end up wearing teal like Mrs. Ninefingers.

The good news is that Liz Warren is gaining on him. I predict Biden will finish third in Iowa, unless he's pushed out before then because of stuff like this. 

Even if it’s Liz Warren, who is basically a more mellow (not to mention scholarly) version of Sanders. One who can win as long as HRC cans it with the 'glass ceiling' speech.

Or a scowl. Depends on who's running the floor show.

Checked all his boxes. Now he’s off golfing in Florida. Again.

As I said in a few other posts, I wouldn’t follow Trump to the latrine if my bladder were about to burst. The idea that he could have been commander in chief while I was still wearing the uniform makes me thank God I’m retired and no one in my family is currently in the military. 

Except that there’s no prize to win once you’ve blown it up.

Seems the lamestream media isn’t fooled either. It was all over the teevee this morning.

In the one scene, there were maybe 15 or so crummy looking apples not fit for much more than making pie. One week, it was evident that they were buying any surplus canned food in jars that was brought in. You’re right; Gilead is dying. They can barely feed themselves, everything is rationed (make sure you get some…

Good, I say. We breathe enough soot already. 

II would have compared them with Frontier.