YYou need a good narrative, though. Some reason to be on TV. There are plenty of right wing nuts - just look around any red state with a preponderance of pickup trucks. Few of them are interesting, and think truck nuts (I saw a pair this morning that were made of polished aluminum) and MOLON LABE decals are an…

The necktie? I’ll buy that. It’s not just because of Trump, though. People in high places have been eschewing them for awhile now, and I see it slowly dying off. Probably the last place you’ll see one is on military bases, as part of the dress uniform. Incidentally, the Army is about to adopt a throwback uniform…

It wasn’t beer. It was vodka. The really cheap stuff works fine. 

Yuck.

The one I got roped into attending removed the caps from any and all expensive as fuck water bottles at the point of sale. I refilled mine in the men’s room. They can’t shut off the sinks in those, ha ha.

That's why they schedule these things during the hottest part of the summer. 

Wwell, I flew Frontier once. The plane I was to board at 5 AM arrived from Denver at 4:15 and de-boarded a few dozen very, very sleepy passengers. They had to have arrived at their airport at around 1 AM local time to get to San Antonio at 4-ish. Ugh. Anything to save a buck.

SAT is San Antonio, Texas. The USA’s seventh largest city. With about the 147th most significant airport, I admit. Still, flights out of there on Frontier are limited and not particularly convenient. And yes, their online scheduler did suggest flying to Denver and waiting two days there (not three, so sorry), and…

DAYS, not hours. You can't just go to Frontier and say I need to go to this city on such and such date. At least not out of SAT. Almost everything goes through Denver, and the connecting flight may or may not exist on the day you need to fly. 

LOL. From my experience trying to book anything on Frontier, you usually get a three day layover in Denver as part of the deal.

A starter home, more likely. A “decent” house (new-ish construction, ‘good’ neighborhood, HOA that actually makes your redneck neighbors cut the damn grass, etc.) will run more like a quarter million dollars nowadays. A ‘vette might run a hundred grand.

They like their people still. This is because you’re much bigger than the cat, and could you imagine having a midsize dinosaur in your house?

MMine checks up on me while I'm getting dressed as if to say, "well...it's been 15 minutes already. Aren't you finished with whatever it is you do?"

Probably a third of that 42% are people who see their stock holdings not tanking and *shrug* figuring he must be doing something right. You wait. Once Wall Street stops ignoring Trump, that 42% will drop to something more like Bush 43's bottom. The economy is succeeding right now in spite of Trump's best efforts to…

Balloon juice. Just STFU.

The Trump campaign managed to moneyball the election. There’s a documentary on Netflix about statistics where the margin of victory in the three states concerned wouldn’t fill even one Division 1 college football stadium in those states.

Not if you start with 89, which would have been more accurate. Don't believe what the Trump administration says.

Did the Red Sox finally stop it?

AAnd it's usually far better than Budmilcoors or whatever.

The best drink to order at an airport bar is beer. Most will at least have Sam Adams Boston Lager, which most people will admit doesn't suck.