Or she becomes President one day. No guts, no blue chips.

Besides, that’s what the Vice President and the line of succession are for.

Because that's the it's spelled now. God save the king. 

That is, if there isn’t a rule against it, it’s allowed, even if it’s shady. And if you don’t get caught, you didn’t do anything wrong. Works for me.

Not sure if you got me or not. Trump’s SCOTUS legalized gerrymandering, therefore, we should show them how it’s done. If Adams Center (Google Maps is recommended if you don’t know where that is) is represented by some guy in the Bronx, more than a few eyebrows will be raised. That’s the reaction we want. That’s how…

Finally! Somebody gets it!

Oh, freedom sausage. I forgot.

I heard Def Leppard is re-recording their entire catalog, as true to the originals as possible, in order to own their masters.

This, and only by gerrymandering blue states in a truly absurd way can we teach people anything at all. Most people are no better than their dogs, and need to have their noses rubbed in it before they get a clue. 

Bad photoshop?

Why isn't he running for President? I'd vote for him over most of the current batch.

They launder their money while stockpiling fuel for the winter.

It doesn’t matter. Democrats should learn to play by the current rules of the game. That is, unless they really enjoy losing. Do you think Republicans in Texas give half a wet fart about Democrats whining about unfairness when they can just do what they want?

The blue states should do some even more outrageous gerrymandering in 2020. I think New York can slice Upstate into enough thin slices to put all of them into districts represented by someone in New York City.

The minute we start claiming to exceptional is the moment we go back to being just ordinary. 

Maybe Chris Rock should run for President, for real. Nobody questions his blackness. /sarcasm

Or the guy in the lifted coal roller that you can hear from the next town over. Texans must have really small dicks.

What's it like being a unicorn? Do you have problems finding good horn polish?

They could, if they get customers to squint, turn Mazda into a sort of poor man's BMW. 

Well, I had the 2.3 liter four-pot with all of 90 HP. If you had my Topaz, you’d never bought another Ford product again. You’d have thought it was some Italian or British POS whose owner was on first names with the local mechanic.