I tuned in late, but it was clear I wouldn’t have learned much. I kind of think if you’re going to have 10 people up there, they should each get one question, provided in advance and drawn from a hat two days prior, so they can really think about the answer. We’ll have time to play gotcha later. Five minutes to…

You hit the nail on the head. You had one opportunity to impress people. You used it to say bad things about your own party. Tell me again, why should I hire you? 

Except the cop (Danny Devito), who drove a Dodge Omni.

And then you will have a truly authentic Warsaw Pact car, with non-stock parts under the hood jury-rigged so they work, like a 50s Caddy in Cuba.

Use well vodka.

Whatever happens to Pensatucky, I hope it's cool. 

So this is not a truck for doing truck stuff. It’s a truck for doing what one used to do with a Cadillac Sedan de Ville or a Lincoln Continental. I don’t get it, unless the real draw is to do whatever the environment nazis and MSNBC liberals think is bad.

For 70 large, you could get a real luxury sedan, with the trunk lid thrown in. 

It's the yin/yang thing. No one is completely good or completely evil.

Whatever. You still can’t beat “Mexico will pay for it.” Getting you all to believe that is some real hall of fame level bullshitting right there. Either you red hatters are seriously brain damaged, or the acid was really good. Which was it?

Aaaaaand this just in. The big orange toddler just invited the USWNT to the WH, win or lose. So there. Nyaa!

It was late. Especially so on Eastern time.

$1500 gold would be way too cheap at that point.

Maybe "accidentally" spill a white Russian on the big goof. Vodka, Kaluha, and heavy cream. Sticky!

Shorter: fuck you, Breitbart. 

Update: seems the Pelosi bill passed. Trump is still poised to throw a tantrum over it because it won’t let him do what the fuck he wants with the money (like divert it toward wall construction). So Turtle Man will stick it in a desk drawer, demand that House Democrats pass the Senate bill, and go back in his shell…

Spent 15 years in that particular organization. Went back to University after that. Smoked my fellow students on a regular basis and was just a sliver from summa cum laude. Didn’t think I was working all that hard. Mainly treated my college career like a 8 to 5 job. Wifey talked shit to me all through the first…

The moral of the story? When you take your abusive husband's guns, you throw them into the river. Problem solved.

Aluminum doesn’t rust through like steel. It forms a layer of oxide that protects the remaining metal. This process also takes place in the desert.

Electability is more of a concern when the opposing candidate has more public support. Thing is, even then, you’re not guaranteed a win (see Kerry, 2004 and Clinton, 2016). You still need to consider it, though.