This. No access is better than the status quo.

The next GOP presidential nominee will be an actual KKK grand wizard. You can bet the farm on it.

There’s one of these legalized loan sharking companies down here in Texas that advertises on the radio that if you pay them back within three days, they’ll call it even, out of the goodness of their hearts. Well, no shit. It’s state law that you can undo any contract with 72 hours of signing it.

It’s just not the hill on which I choose to die. Unlike some people, I recognize that being technically correct is not sufficient grounds for trying to pursue something. Other people have to want it, and I am not convinced a clear majority can be made to want to enfranchise prisoners by November 2020. We have way, way…

And if your property values go down the loo because my front yard looks like a trash dump, fuck you.

To borrow a phrase from the red hatters, I don’t care. Show me someone else who is ready out of the box, did not force Al Franken to resign, and doesn't support such cockamamie ideas as votes for felons.

Ze Germans are not a people to mince words.

That's why you usually have to get a permit to hold one of these things. The police department needs to know when you're coming, how big is the crowd,  etc. 

Oh, airplane mode! I have to try that. I just quit Facebook, and had to get some games that don't connect to it. 

55.

And bigger balls. Made of good British steel. She's a WW II vet, you know. 

OOooh, show his ribbon rack next!

Just fuck off. Asshole.

Your pee would definitely smell like coffee.

No, I do not own a hybrid, but I am open to the idea. I would love to do my morning commute for half the fuel I currently use. 

I'll compare resumes (and ribbon racks) with you anytime, shithead.

I, for one, couldn’t care less which Democratic candidate California likes. California is as likely to go Trump as I am to win the Powerball and Mega Millions on consecutive days. I want to know what Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, and Florida are thinking. Eyes on the prize. 

Mmaybe someone pissed in it first

Sonce the gonkulator has gone obsolete, and Radio Shack the way of the dodo, Amazon is my last source of repair parts.

It helps that aircraft maintenance is a valuable skill.