Mmaybe get Bruce Springsteen to run for Governor. 

So how many of the rest figured rolling the dice on Trump wouldn't hurt much?

Yep. I'm 56, and I figure the job I'm in now is probably my last gig. So I use the large snow shovel to throw money at my 401k as long as I can.

So how did that “stay home on Election Day and pout” strategy work out for you? The red hatters are still laughing at you.

Because they live in the sprawling cities and have to put up with people pushing the envelope on running the yellow light.

Texas does so much shit backasswards. Running the orange light is as Texas as breakfast tacos. They should be mandating red light cameras, not banning them.

Naw, a michealada. That’s Mexican beer with Clamato and chili powder. And stuff. That ought to get ripe quickly. 

I always said there should be a set of signature issues that define the Democratic Party, as in “this is what you should expect when you vote for Democrats.” If you can’t support those, you should be encouraged to get out and find another party. These issues should probably not number more than six to eight, but this…

Kkicks looks like a miniature Rogue. I don’t know what Rogue’s status is nationwide, but around my area, it’s pretty popular, probably because it’s no-nonsense. Sure, you can pay extra for more bells and whistles, but you really don’t have to. It’s just a good wagon for doing wagon stuff, the back seat is spacious…

I didn't say resolved. I said reduced in scope. Big diff.

This. Probably half of these jokers will be gone by Christmas. 

A Subaru. Any one you want in the size that suits your situation. Of course, if everyone else in New England has one, that can be a bit boring, even if the car itself isn't. 

Remember, Tiger Woods had no problem at all playing at golf clubs that discriminated back in the day. No shame at all.

“I had no idea you had four whole hours' worth of stuff to say about Trump. I count the days until he's gone and the NY attorney general gets his turn."

My pet peeve: (very) audible chewing. Gross. Just gross. I want to interrupt the loud snacking and ask, “excuse me, did your mother ever tell you it’s extremely rude, uncouth, and uncivilized to eat with your mouth open?” within earshot of as many people as possible.

Well, I know a fre who have drunk deeply from the NRA Koolaid. I don't like talking to them. 

It’s not like you have a list of accomplishments at that job you really wanted to include on your resume.

Well, we’ll see what the market’s like next week when I get paid.

I’d tell the truth. “Well, Billy, it means he likes to lick people’s buttholes.”

The thumbnail was small enough (and my non-Retina Mac old enough) that I thought it was an ankle bracelet the Lt. Gov. was showing off.