+1/4

+20 instead of 80

Shaq says Barkley can save energy by hitting Green a quarter as hard unlimited times, so he never uses a full punch.

I wish I could do anything as easily as Draymond Green gets offended.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

Unless Rosen’s girlfriend is homeless, I don’t see how any of this is relevant information.

Yeah, get up there and apologize.

Everyone: “Stephen A. Smith is not the emperor of black people!”

He’s a straight shooter with starting lineup written all over him.

Well, I generally come into the game at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lebron can’t see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour. Yeah, I just stare at the basket, but it looks like I’m thinking about taking a good shot. I do that for probably another hour after halftime, I’d…

To the other 11 Cavs:

Even if I were gay, I don’t know that I’d say I “liked men.” That’s, like, a strong statement.

Ah yes, the famous tact of Toronto hockey fans:

The other uniquely Canadian tradition that Toronto fans demonstrated a week ago was booing the American anthem 

my sources say there is an 85% chance Adam Shefter is 100% correct on this one. So, cut 100% in half. What do you get? 50%. Now double that 50%. What do you get? 100%, which is exactly how correct Adam Shefter is on this one.

One source even estimated that there was a “75 percent” chance that Brady would be back — — which means, of course, that there was a 25 percent chance he wouldn’t be.

Garbage take: the two-time defending Stanley Cup Champions, who still have the best 1-2 center lines in the entire NHL and a goalie who won those two cups as a rookie, that has not seen much turnover since successive cup runs, is “not that good”.

Aren’t that good, yet won 3 out of 6 games with scores of 7-0, 5-1, and 5-0.

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