Well if the police don’t catch him, diabetes and hypertension surely will.

So he’s in that rare “cypress hill” zone of smoking weed AND being violently aggressive?

So this PoI is a PoS who was DUI in LA, then KO’d a JAG for SnGs? WTF?

Ok, so the email from Gary Bettman isn’t legit, but what about all those text messages from Roger Goodell that read simply: “u up?”

I relate to this one on a personal level. Well, at least one side of me does. Can’t remember which.

Why yes Gary, I am free at the moment. Thanks for asking.

Meals, Jerry!

a joint practice would’ve lined up nicely with 4/20

Asking the other team if they wanted to forfeit seemed like the right thing to do.

So wait, because they’re too good they’re supposed to take an L?

The terrible part is the league has an 83 run mercy rule.

Why didn’t the losing team bust out their secret weapon like a dog that can pitch 90mph or a goat that can hit 500 foot home runs? Are you saying these things don’t exist and Hollywood lied to us?!

I’ve heard somebody say that about Derek Jeter.

Bill Belichick is a master of the old switcharoo. His quarterback calls to mind a fancy dog, and his fancy dog looks just like a little bitch.

He should be careful or his fancy dog will get jealous.

It’s nice that Bill and Tom spend time together in the offseason.

Shit man, I missed that part. BTW, Bulls fan here, so I am acutely aware of the Thibodeau effect.
Here is my luke-warm take: Thibs is a great assistant coach and a dogshit headcoach.

“Jesus Christ, first you took my kids away because I wasn’t feeding them enough! Now you want to take them away because I’m force-feeding them eighty pounds of food every hour? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!”

In fact, yes! You might even say that the December blog about Thibodeau over-relying on his starters and burning them out before the playoffs arrive is specifically mentioned and linked to in the post above this comment section.

Just burn the NCAA to the fucking ground already.