Bill Simmons: Okay, since you’re a girl, I’ll walk you thru this

Fire and Bridgestone

Surprised it wasn’t a pile-up with the #44 Hillsdale College, the #65 Oral Roberts University, and the #45 Trump University cars.

Defense lawyer here. At a grand jury proceeding there is no rules of evidence and no defense attorney. It’s a closed door proceeding. Ever heard the phrase, “you can indict a ham sandwhich?” It basically means that a prosecutor can get an indictment behind closed doors on anyone for anything. So it has no…

Trainer, pointing to his face: “That’s a Hech-av-a-mark there.”

Hard to believe Patrick Swayze and Harold Ramis are both gone.

As a juvenile probation officer that deals specifically with sex offenses, the fact that the attorney was so quick to a plea deal is disturbing

Yentl 2: Persian Boogaloo

Jersey over a button-down. That’s....well that’s certainly something.

Yeah, it’s obviously not the same guy. I’m just saying look at him.

I had no idea a grown man’s voice could sound like that.

True to form, in none of these videos does Harden stick around to play defense.

So you don’t pay ‘em and they can be sexually assaulted with impunity. Man, Cartman was right

It’ll be hard for the NCAA to argue, since its entire business model is based on fucking the student-athletes.

The “Air Bud” defense. “There’s nothing in the rulebook that says you can’t molest a buncha gymnasts!”

But have they watched the film?

Counterpoint:

I’ve never understood the angst over hockey jerseys versus sweaters. I’ve had this debate before. The purpose of the item has changed. It doesn’t insulate anymore - it literally makes no sense to call it a sweater now. It’s sole function is to tell ‘our team’ from ‘their team’.

The only thing in Canada more useless than the Senators are the Senators.

Assholes like this are the Canadian version of having to listen to Bob Costas or Thomas Boswell or George Will go on about how special baseball is.