Probably could have chugged it faster if Colbert spilled it on the floor.

It’s possible. One can only afford so much on the dreaded franchise tag.

Yet the program was caught giving players benefits that the NCAA forbids. Forbids I tell you!

It’s kind of amazing how Deadspin will rush to the side of a university like Arizona but consistently pours hatred into a place like Syracuse, who was punished for violations years ago and is still suffering from those consequences. Boeheim doesn’t have a great relationship with the media so I guess Deadspin sides…

The end. “You done yet??” Got me dying.

Umm excuse me!!!..... it’s *sprots... get it right...

Quadrant wins were invented this year to make an already ridiculous process more ridiculous. They have 14 losses. No team with 14 losses should sniff the tournament without winning their conference tournament. They went 8-10 in an underwhelming SEC. Every team in the discussion has good wins. To say Bama doesn’t have…

Good they don’t really deserve to be in anyway.

Cuse fan here. I’m all for Cuse not getting in. But OF COURSE Deadspin puts Boeheim on the cover of this. Get fucked, Chris. This weird bias against Syracuse falls directly in line with the national media. You and everyone at Deadspin, way to be a follower.

Look don’t get all emotional about it alright? It’s just a better area of crap.

585er... I don’t even know where Aurora is but I almost never go east of Monroe County.

Most 315ers are comparable to rural West Virginians.

Bitter bitch

Always chair truthers.

Something something unwritten rules. Something something retaliation. Something something Lakers are butt.

Rick Pitino is available.

IHOP? Hasn’t he been scouring Italian restaurants for, like, at least a few seconds?

It still blows me away that Durant, Westbrook and Harden were all teammates and OKC didn’t do shit about it. Well, they did. Just the wrong shit.

He’s the fucking worst.

Bills fan. Yes Taylor is a little better than a bridge but also not a franchise guy. He’s a quality starter. The Pros: turnovers were your problem? Well, you can say goodbye to those. Taylor takes care of the ball. Ability to run and is very slippery. Showed great deep ball accuracy first couple of seasons in Buffalo.…