How is this shit different from bondage gear?

Armor isn't meant to be comfortable.

Lots of ways. The most obvious being it's not designed to keep her bound up somewhere.

white boys? get in the teenybopper fandom, and be awash in 14-17 year old girls saying niggas.

Also: "because Kreayshawn, having grown up in black neighborhoods"

Please, please Kara Brown haters, don't disappoint me. I desperately need entertainment.

Coke Zero taste like ass. I'm perfectly happy drinking regular Coke. And all you Pepsi people are disgusting.

Thank you!

For Every OMG Moment!

You're my favorite today.

Like a Good Poser, White People Are There!

Just Don't Do It

Give Me a Break! Give Me a Break! Break Me Off a Piece of That, Oh Hell No!

Lame Enough for a Black Person, Made for a White Person

Choosy White People Choose Cultural Appropriation

White People Tested: Columbus Approved!!!

If I saw a white girl out in the world actually wearing this I would fall out, from the laughter. Then I would do this.

Bacon and eggs has never, in my 42 years, been wrong. Not once. If my enemy just so happens to think the same way I do, then we have something in common. And only by realizing that what we have in common is greater than what divides us, can we ever truly know peace.

When you can't get loans from the bank or are constantly arrested for no reason that hurts the ability of people get do things like own businesses.