It's true. I grew in a Somali Muslim household (and with the exception of our TV and family photos) didn't have other pictures in the home (I kept my mags in my closet, alongside my sexuality) because of my mother's obsessive need to become more and more Muslim in a non-Muslim environment. Some folks take it a tad too…

So dumb eh? And we're suppose to believe we live in a "global village".

So deep. Very close to how I feel about this e-commenting. So great to have no consequences to the dumb shit I say.

Clever, I'll give ya that much. I think it's ironic that Europeans for so long have insist that Africans are not human when in reality the first humans looked like Ethiopians. I wouldn't mind attending an Ethiopian family reunion. All that injeera, lentils, collard greens, barley beer! Yum yum.

The napkin is to stuff into your mouth and the seat is for sitting down.

I think Africa, unlike the Middle East, needs a break not just from Europeans and Americans but any foreign intervention to be honest. In relation to the indigenous people of this continent, I consider Africa to be very lucky, despite the many colonial and postcolonial horrors because we were never vanquished from our…

What? It's been going downhill since the Transatlantic slave trade. I can assure, my dear friend, very few Africans actually want white people there (minus the visitors, just don't stay) and this includes the pesky ones in Namibia, South Africa and Kenya.

Yes, it's most likely a Hindu or East Indian name from the West Indies.

He's mostly likely from a place like Guyana or TnT where African families regularly intermarry with their East Indian neighbours. Supersad isn't super sad, it's an East Indian name.

What? His first name may seem "eccentric" but his last name is probably West Indian. I'm sure he's got some Indian people in his family. Your ignorance is showing my dear. Here's a napkin and a seat.

As India industrialized, many of the cows on the streets, rats in temples and monkeys apparently running amok will be put down or just sequestered into a space where they are contained. My landlady told me people use to sell live chickens in downtown Toronto in the 70's. Thank god that is over.

You'd be an idiot to eat it. Just cut it up and compost it for your veggie patch or flowers.

This is why I say white folks should give Africa a century-long break where we just get our shit together without your "help".

Did you not love how they both fucked the Secret Service guy! Lawd, I died. I didn't take Frank for a bisexual but goes to show how much I know.

I mostly go for vegetarian Chinese food. If I must consume meat, I avoid seafood. Chinese food has plenty of pork, which we do very well in Ontario.

Oh please, have seats Vancouver. You may have superb Chinese food but never will you come close to the T.Dot. Half of our city is essentially several Chinatowns.

Soft serve? That shit from the trucks? I don't eat that. That shit is made from Vaseline.