Prince Adam was such a let down, made even worse by the fact that the princes that came before (Eric) and after him (Aladdin) were some of Disney's best looking dudes.

I've heard that episode 6 contains some real action so . . . we'll get there ;)

According to Diana Gabaldon, you will see his ass on the TV and according to her, it's damn fine.

Yeah, unfortunately I tried to read it as a very frustrated teenager, when my book selection process was basically: "boning or GTFO."

I think the issue with Prince Adam is that he was kind of shockingly feminine looking, especially compared to Beast.

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

The whole time we were working on this, I couldn't get this out of my head:

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.

No one's slick as Gaston

The Lyin', the Witch, and the Wardrobe

If these bears are smart, they'll haul ass through Serbia and up to Croatia to try and get roles as extras on Game of Thrones.

Nice "journalism" Deadspin you didn't even tell us if he ever caught up to the steeple.

ME TOO! Can I share with you one of my favourite things in the whole world? It's this tiny clip of Charlotte Green (an incredibly professional, composed, elegant news reader on the BBC's flagship radio station) losing her shit completely while live on air.

dads are just stoners with better credit and better kempt facial hair.

You have NO idea how disappointed I was when I figured out that Plushenko didn't actually skate to Ginuwine. >:(

Methopause.

You must have either been pretty young in 1996 or very out of touch with pop culture.

Diagnosis: Xanax hangover after a couple of espressos.

I don't know if this is just me, maybe because I'm European and this is par for the course here, but THIS will always be my favourite Pony mash-up. (Also the actual original video set to Sex Bomb is pretty fucking amazing too).