That Jareth kid must get his mom the most amazing gifts every Mother's Day.

I love you. That is all.

But you will start to see birth announcements with them around 2016-1018ish. I mean, come on. Doris is a great name. And there's no way we'll escape a generation of babies named Blanche. I mean, come on.

"Like the planet"? That's humble. I'd be "Venus, like the goddess, because that's what I so obviously am" and then strutting around with putti hovering over me, rolling their eyes so damn hard, like so:

Wait. What? Why?

How can that stupid website ignore SHIRLEY MANSON standing right next to Christina Hendricks and Christina Hendricks's sassy hat? Ugh. You are the worst, E!. The absolute worst.

Those kind of people are worthless and deserve to be miserable. This is exactly the kind of gift that ought to be respected and valued for the thought and work put into it. This is exactly the kind of gift that one should hope to receive given that couples these days tend to already be living together prior to…

You are invited to my wedding. What's your favorite booze? Can you eat shellfish?

If you've ever mocked Doug Berry's ineptitude, you are permanently doomed to gray status. He negotiated into his contract renewal, bless his heart.

But daisies sound like such a charming flower to have for your wedding! There's something so lovely and sweet about their simplicity compared to showier blooms. The yellow centers make it seem like you have a bouquet of suns. How is that not cheerful and romantic?

Hell yes. He's a great big plate of yum.

I think the whole point is that Grayson was—and still is—just as superficial as the old Deb was. Meanwhile, Deb's gotten to learn more about herself and date far more interesting people as she learns to look past appearances to get to the heart of a person.

That's a strange and grossly unfair conclusion to jump to. You might at least have given Brooke Elliott a chance instead of dismissing her abilities out of hand just because of her weight.

If Arizona's recent experience with mass shootings is any indication, an Arizonan would be more likely to defend himself with a folding chair than a gun.

Hey, if someone can meet her ask...

I don't know why, but my favorite parts of the podcast were always when Karl would mock Stephen.

Usenet. It's usenet. :(

What?! No! BURT AND LONI FOREVER.

All that fabric has to go somewhere, so if you're not going to use it on your thighs where it belongs (to protect you from public filth and the logical consequences of pigeon tantrums), it might as well give you the Kelly Kapowski business.

She she Welsh? She looks super Welsh. :D