I was going to rant about how someone could claim to have done oh so much research while being unable to name two of the most fucking obvious nontrinitarian Christian denominations, but... eh.

But if she can't tan, how is she supposed to look thinner, hmmmmm?

I'm sure they'll say it's mirroring the nun-like qualities of Don's lover (whose name I'm blanking on), which I suppose Megan's was as well. Nun links to abbess which used to be another name for a procuress or madame, which links back to brothels, which links back to Don's upbringing. Or someshit.

You forgot the worst part of it all—he was an absolute crap kisser (20 seconds in is the best example of just how bad) he really is:

Why blur out their faces? They're not victims and they certainly don't deserve the courtesy.