No, that’s a bitch move.  

yea well you don’t bring Özil to a knife fight.

Kolašinac maniacally (some might say recklessly) charging into danger while Özil flees is everything about Arsenal, tied up into a failed carjacking/robbery.

The only thing that would’ve been more Arsenally would have been if Mustafi showed up late and inexplicably ran into the robbers, knocking them over in front of…

Did you make the same comments, only slightly reworded, 32 minutes apart? It should also be noted that your second comment was a reply to the first comment. You replied to your own comment with the same comment.

Will Caine is the only sports radio dude that makes you yearn for Steven A Smith so I guess it’s working as intended.

I sometimes absent-mindedly turn on ESPN radio on my drive home because that time slot used to be graced by Le Batard and then Bomani Jones, and then hear that shitheel Will Cain for about 2 seconds before I change the station. Cain, by the way, is not ‘not political’ either, he’s a fucking GOP shill. Kudos to Dan,…

Do you think you’d be a “fan” of the graphic video I shot of your Mom last night, Trebek?

Brett Gardner career OPS+ 99

I love Torito and even in his worst season he managed positive WAR (just). I hope the massive offensive upgrade leads to him (and Franco) getting more good pitches to hit.

“I’m the best defensive player in the league. Ask Markelle Fultz, a first overall pick. He never made a single shot when I was on the floor.”

How am I going to say this? I would have put my elbow there too. On principle.

A CL spot with half a defensive backfield only one season into deWengerification process would be massive. And with no games left against the rest of the Top Six, Arsenal controls its own destiny and should be favorites in every game (or at least not underdogs). Every other contender has a more difficult road in. This…

There’s still a shot but they’ll probably pass

The weird knee thing only happens in Joe Theismann mode.

That’s good stuff. I’d pay decent money (two bucks) to watch an irascible old coot throw his company’s own food on the floor and curse.

Over the last ten years, somehow “Urban” has come to mean “re-purposed by hipsters/gentrifiers”. e.g. Urban Mayonnaise Bar; Urban Goat Cheese Emporium.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH DISMISSION

I know they were walking, but she’s still 900 miles behind The Proclaimers.

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.