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Whenever I am mailing beers to competitions or friends/family and the shipper asks me what is in the box I honestly answer “Yeast samples for analysis”

Reddit is a forum for radicalizing young white men.

This kid was raised conservative Christian.

You’ve attracted a performance art troll.

Just read the whole article. With how sympathetic that police chief sounds towards the little murderous shit seems like they only started giving a fuck when he hit a predominantly White neighbourhood.

God forbid we call it what it is, white evangelical radicalization.

That article is the best example of white people acrobatics I have seen since... yesterday?

God, the headlines about this terrorist are driving me nuts. This one in particular:

I will never not be amazed at white people’s ability to other every single terrorist that comes from their midst.

I hope that her lawyer is demanding all payments in cash, because after Eric Schneiderman is done I don’t think shares in the Trump Organization are gonna be worth much.

Happy to oblige. Forgot to mention: my Pop-Pop dubbed her Bessie, and she is my beautiful perfect girl.

Alright, buckle up for a Shakespearean epic that I promise will be worth your while.

We were out to dinner with my father in-law. He told the waitress his order, then pointed at my 12 year old son and said “and he’ll have a shit sandwich”.

It has more flavor than beef. Lots of people are put off by things that don't taste like bland. Plus, it's not the cheapest cut, and since it's not popular already, most people have no idea what to do with it, so why buy a $30 hunk of lamb leg for experimentation purposes.

Why is lamb not popular in America? It's a staple in Australia.

"Turtles are long-lived creatures that reproduce slowly, and demand for the animal pushed populations to the brink. In the places where fisherman once pulled hundreds of animals out of the river each day, numbers dwindled to nearly zero. Today many species are threatened or endangered, with harvesting prohibited or

oooh. yes. How could I forget crying in jail?

Sorrell is accused of driving next to the couple for more than 20 blocks (seriously, that shit is frightening)