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JFC my thoughts exactly - you can’t call it the History channel and then show fiction darnit

We all just gonna ignore Alabama being the one to try to spell cousin correctly?

I do something like this whenever I have leeks. My version: in addition to the leek greens, grab some white/yellow/green onions and a diced jalapeño or serrano pepper (or 4) and sautee together. Serve over rice with a fried egg and sriracha or sichuan pepper paste.

You are sorely mistaken here - cafe Cubano is one of the best things the state can offer, and I would say probably the best way to have a coffee, 2nd only to a standard espresso.

Given the strong link between red meat consumption and cancer (

Yeah, but then that makes everyone in the theater suddenly feel bad ... Instead, you know, of the usual excitement you get from watching some murdered in a 100 different ways. Plus there are no Slipknot songs that are good raping soundtracks, only killin

Am I allowed to stop feeling guilty when I have to settle for Sbux in like hotel lobbies etc? Even if they don’t make a ton of money, this seems like a good thing. I know they offer 20/hr or more employees benefits as well ... Legit asking here, not shilling.

I guess I’m not allowed to edit my post? In my mind I said “white society” but I guess this is still accurate since probably they just call it “society”

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. I saw this shit in the airport yesterday and was like “wow, thank god he’s white, otherwise I would have thought we had a terrorist”... I had to do some Googling to find this, but I think the only white terrorist society has acknowledged as such was Timothy McVeigh (

I was going to say this - I’m glad he’s trying to help, every little bit counts

Ah, the ol’ DTJ

I know - this is when I lost it and started audibly laughing

But AHS has been almost always terrible ... Will this deal result in actually good shows?

I didn’t even know that I wanted a figure skating game until just now

Holy hell how do can I volunteer for to be a guinea pig at the police academy? Usually I just end up drunk at the academy on accident

Your article is a depressing read bc (as a white-enough looking latino who never gets profiled) I completely support your decision to drive on - it’s their battery vs your life. Not even worth it. And yet, how great would it be to be able to be the good neighbor (I guess? Citizen maybe) you wanted to be. I live in a

Yeah it’s just like bath salts

Can I be the thegoddamnbuttBLOCKCHAIN?

Also, mint chocolate yogurt. Ew. At least the ice cream makes some sense.

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I am completely and unironically enjoying this classic Christmas jam