Nah, here’s hoping this is the unnecessary gritty reboot I was hoping the Mummy was going to be

This 100%. Amazon’s impossibly deep pockets should be spent on doing something no one expected, not something that has already been done so well that it was nominated for Best Picture 3/3 times :/

Jesus fuck.
“grabbing not, as muscle memory might dictate, a handful of human hair to wash back with rubbing alcohol”
I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so clearly described in so few words.