VIBES.

The scam story is absolutely one of the scariest things I've read in a while. It would fit in with the annual Jez Halloween scary stories bonanza.

"Marsha and I always planned to have five children..."

Well, time to get off of work early, go to the bar, and drink.... Hopefully I drink enough that it kills me....... DAMMIT SAINTS WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!

He totally reminds me of Ira Glass, but with a better voice

Who would have ever thought Cameron Fry would turn into a silver fox?

Yeah? Well this is a garbage comment.

Are we gonna talk about the bit where Kanye approved of Tyga "getting in early" with Kylie?

To the costume department, I only have this comment:

I love milk. I've never had cramps, bloating or the shits from it. Have drunk skim or one percent from childhood. And I don't drink coffee, tea or alcohol so FUCK THE HATERS.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

She looks like the knock-off Barbie on top of a Quinceanera cake.

Meanwhile, we're all waiting with baited breath for Bruce's resort collection for Chico's

If I am told to "calm down" I pretty much go into an all out rage. FUCK YOU DON'T TELL ME HOW TO FEEL.

I freak the fuck out. Seriously.

That's so sweet

Im confident I can speak for everyone in regards to Mr. Charney's current struggles.