If saying “you’re a pussy” and “fuck” as an employee of LSU is a fireable offense. the LSU Tigers are going to be in need of a shit ton of new football and basketball coaches.

Man, those LSU admins are really being fucking pussies.

I think he’s alive cause these scenes haven’t happened yet (unless they went all in on this stunner and had Colin Farrel stick around and film some alternate scenes for trailers) Theres also a seen with him with bloody knuckles at his meeting spot with Vince Vaughn:

Go out in the world and fuck it up beautifully.

I LOVE YOU, JOHN WATERS!!!!!!! 143637 JOHN WATERS!!!!!!!

I was thinking Megan Mullaly but I think your Patricia Clarkson suggestion won me over.

I just ordered this, so happy to hear a glowing review of it. (Pun intended, I was just going to say good.)

All Hail!

Ha ha! All you need is a mixer! Buy whipping cream, add powdered sugar, beat with mixer blades.

A few friends of mine discovered that you can use them to make quick liquor infusions. I’ll have to have them tell me how again.

In college we discovered that the nozzle of the fancy whipped cream maker fits nicely into the female piece of the bong. You can rip some really monster bong hits with a whip-it charge.

I’m baffled as to why she had 13 cans of whipped cream and not the little charges.

During Halloween in New Orleans a particular area turns into a major street party and there’s always people set up right outside selling nitrous balloons. Ah what a special city it is. (I miss it so.)

I hope it includes monologues that an ever 15 year old Mary Catherine Gallagher would be urged to quote.

What you doing in here, Kris? Don’t you have some momaging to do?

After that horrible Daredevil movie they made, they should be forced to stay together forever. Or at least until I can forget that I ever saw it.

I frankly find Marguiles the least interesting part of that show. I watch it when it comes on after Madam Secretary but my aunt has been watching from the beginning. She wasn’t a fan of this season. She didn’t like the Election story that went no where. Frankly since i’m learning as j watch I find characters like…

The world’s most awesomest grandpa ever.

Sounds nice — except for when you want all the spinach artichoke dip and you don’t like the way the other person exists.