I would totally watch the comedy version of this movie.

Sometimes I genuinely feel bad for Dornan because I think this movie has the potential to really hurt his rep and then I remember that I'm feeling bad for a successful underwear model who just made a ton of money.

This is the love child of Seth Rogen and James Franco.

I just finished Season 2 of The Fall.

Taylor, Prince would like to have a word with you.

I am sure many women find Lark Croft to be a very empowering figure yes thank you you are good at words.

His abusive relationship with black and grizzly bears.

Hold up. Fuck this guy. That bear shoulda slapped the shit out of that toolbox.

I am so doing this with my dog. He will stay with me forever.

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

Jeez, at least have it reset. Ready mounts make it cheap and easy.

People are jealous that they aren't confident enough and attractive enough.

He's also a hand me down.

that is literally one of the shittiest things I've ever heard an ex fiancée doing.

LETS DO THIS!!!!

Thank you! Here's an otter for your troubles.

Other than InTouch being assholes, and Kris having the emotional development of a 10 year old, my main takeaway from this is that Khloe is great.

I admire anyone willing and able to wear a jumpsuit. But why this terrible blush color? Is that a ruffle?

He is SO going to let her fall.

Sons of bitches are trying to kill me.