I am a wee bit behind too. I desperately need that level of gloom in my life right now.

Looks interesting. I say play as many teenagers as you can Shailene! Eventually Hollywood won't even let you play age appropriate roles. Be young! Eat all the clay!

Am I the only person who is so over Lena Dunham? No? Just checking.

My condolences had nothing to do with your dick.

My condolences to your wife.

Why It's Irritating: One word: contrived.

Yeah I read the shit out of The Hot Zone as a kid. A lot of Stephen King really early on too. Explains a lot...

Oh I am down with that..

Chic. As. Fuck. Just gimme some giant ass sunglasses and I am good.

Ya know at least it gives me an interesting topic for afternoon martinis tomorrow and I can drag others in to what is now my own personal hell of ick.

Why the FUCK did I just read all of that? I need to shower. Forever unclean.

Well there are blue eyes and there are CRAZY blue eyes. Trust me I've dated both kinds.

"...alleging that he's a physically abusive, unstable, anti-semitic hothead."

My former roommate would come in at three in the morning after drinking all night and then take ambien and bust up in my room and go through my closet and try on all my dresses and then ask if he looked fat in them. Yes. Yes he did.

I had a 2003 BMW through good times and not so great times and you know what I regret not doing earlier? Selling that bitch. Maintenance out of warranty is not worth it. The money I spent to keep me from not having what could have been a relatively small car not on something new and reasonable...makes me sick.

Haha! Its from Brazil.

Well in New Orleans it is surprisingly less than you would expect. I'd rather pay ten bucks for a cocktail at our place( we basically have recliners too) and not go out to the 'burbs and pay 8 for a coke.

Look up the horror stories about Beneful. I had to stop feeding it to my dog.