Sure, I mean it's not like anyone could get tired of Kevin Smith talking about shit.

To get all Scottish for a moment, I think Community is a show that is dying on its arse. This season has been better than the fourth, but not significantly better, and certainly hasn't come close to any of the best episodes in the first three seasons.

Cool, that's 40 minutes, what about the other 60?

Right. Which isn't enough for a film. Just a long episode of the TV show is what leads to bad film versions of TV shows.

It's a cute idea, but there's no film in Community. What's the big idea to sustain 90 minutes? The show itself is almost completely out of fresh ideas to fill 20 minutes, what could possibly justify something four times that length?

Both films go with 'Before he was a legend' in the trailer. Wouldn't you think that this one, coming out after the Lutz one would maybe change things up a bit?

They did? I'd totally forgotten about that, how convenient. That was my one complaint about the writing this season, now it's a flawless piece of work!

Yup, they all decided that it was impossible to go up and over/around the tunnel without even bothering to look, because why bother when you can go back the way you came or just through the long, dark tunnel?

Oh, and she apparently managed it in the dark too.

A new Scarface will be a remake of a remake of a book adaptation, so I'm not really that bothered about it.

Well this is true, I should only have extremely low expectations for the quality of the writing on The Walking Dead, particularly now when it's absolutely terrible.

Well remember, this is a show where Hershel had a foot hacked off, and walked around with crutches during season 3, then in season 4, just walked around with a bit of a limp. So let's not assume that the writers are taking notes.

And that was the best the writers room could do? 'Let's just make it that she stares at boobs all the time, she is a lesbian after all'.

You know the scene where Abraham says to Tara 'Hey, I've seen you checking out Rosita's boobies' (I'm paraphrasing)? What's that all about? It seems like an incredibly crude way for a character to say (for no reason) 'I know you're a lesbian'. Can someone explain why that made it into the episode?

Beth sings so often that Emily Kinney might as well Frank Underwood it after the song is over, look at the camera and say 'Go to emilykinneymusic.com and buy my latest EP y'all!'

Definitely my favourite lines of the episode. Clearly it's something Gene talks about a lot, and not just with his parents!

My plan is to just watch the film every time an episode of the new TV show airs.

I'm not sure how you've reached that conclusion given what I just wrote.

I have played many of the Need for Speed games, consider the car chase in The French Connection one of the most thrilling sequences in film history, and have liked the last few Fast and Furious films.

Alright, I'll bite. I do not own a car. Go ahead and make your point.