He has a sidekick who is a goose.

No, but there is a character who wants to be called Maverick.

Do we though? DO WE?

Paul's character goes to jail for a crime he didn't commit, and the person who dies in the crime he didn't commit has visions…which come true (he doesn't have visions after he dies of course, *that* would be ridiculous).

He's there to deliver exposition and be sexist.

Oh, can we talk about how one of the characters has 'visions' and that one of them comes true at the end of the film?

I hated Need for Speed. Everyone in it (except the girls) is a terrible person, and the 'good guys' spend most of the film needlessly endangering the lives of dozens of innocent people as they drive (or fly) across the country.

I thought that Hannah wearing terrible outfits in Girls was just a character thing, but that photo makes me think that maybe Lena Dunham is just bad at clothes.

Casting Liz Hurley as the Queen of England is like casting Paris Hilton as the President of the United States, but sure, why not E!?

Okay, I'm going to be 'I didn't like this episode!' guy. I didn't find it particularly funny, and it feels like there's now been too many episodes where pranks/games/apps/competitions get out of hand over several days, radically changing the status levels of everyone within Greendale before Jeff finds a way to get…

It is hard to get excited about this, given the gap between it and the original. Sin City was something new and unique, but it already seems like its time has been and gone. Not ruling out the possibility of this being good, but I have low expectations.

If nothing else, this episode shows yet again that 90 seconds of Amy Acker is enough to make anything better, even things that are already really good.

And it's on Spotify!

Sure Zack, wake me up when you make anything as brilliant as Brazil, Twelve Monkeys or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, will you? Thanks.

While artistic license has been taken (Because we don't think Noah's wife was as hot as Jennifer Connelly)…..

So Phil Collins isn't real either?

All animals were saved during the making of this film.

Shouldn't the disclaimer just be 'Don't take this film literally, because it literally didn't really happen'?

I hope Joe Hagan misheard him and had to say 'Wait, did you just say you wash gay people?'

Does he somehow think that saying 'Am I a homophobe? Look, I work in show business. I am awash in gay people' proves he isn't a homophobe? It doesn't even mean anything.