Um, ohmigod, um.

But of course, I could have left that comment under the trailer for every von Trier film really.

This really just smacks of von Trier desperately trying to be shocking, and probably ending up making something that's rather dull.

Yes, it's less painful to post 'hilarious' comments online when you've given both wrists an hour off.

I'll stick to just watching actual porn for 5 and a half hours every day.

I just clicked the link for this article so I could leave a comment saying that I won't be watching S3 of Girls because S2 was like, so totally not good and stuff and I expect S3 will be like, totally not good too.

Dark Steel In The Hour of Chaos.

I think we can all agree that thinking up alternative titles to Superman vs. Batman is going to be much more entertaining than actually watching Superman vs. Batman.

Excellent news, Sidekick Simon was definitely not the most irritating part of Mission: Impossible: Ghost: Protocol, so I say more Sidekick Simon and less Tom Cruise.

The Lethal Weapon 3-ing between Carter and Reese really didn't work for me (and, I imagine, for most people watching it). It came out of nowhere, and only really served as a way to somehow make Carter being murdered even more shocking.

Sorry, but this isn't even a good movie, let alone a great one, let alone 'Tony Scott's best movie'.

So if we had to guess, what name would John have given his grenade launcher? For no real reason, I think Barbara.

Don't artists want attention for their art? Lady Gaga is supposed to be a musical act, isn't she? Her album seems like a secondary concern.

Lady Gaga couldn't care less about music, hers or that of anyone else. It's purely about attention now.

If Reggie Watts cut his hair, the Earth would spin of its axis and hurtle into the sun. We'd all die in hours. Is that what Piecar wants?

True, but I think for the TV series, the writers room would have a big list of them and then try to write them into Scott's dialogue or sketches.

I'd love to know how much time is wasted (it's not wasted, it's awesome time) coming up with lines like:
“As I said when I saw the bassist for the Pixies, it's a Deal.”

Come on, you know that's not true.

Last one is scheduled for Christmas 2015, but that leaves plenty of time for Peter Jackson to film oh, 6 more.

'We're still working on the script, we haven't cast anyone and we don't know exactly where we'll need to film all of it, but it's totally coming out on this date, no pressure on anyone.'