I watched the pilot episode of Derek, and hated it so much that I couldn't bring myself to watch the full series.

He gets such enjoyment from telling people that they are idiots for believing in God that I can't follow him either.  I'm in no way religious, but it's so repellent to tell people that they are wrong so aggressively.

This "Stay-at-home stepdad Sean takes care of his venture capitalist girlfriend’s two daughters, Joopsy, 5, and Arwen, 8", makes me want to run over Sean and his girlfriend with a bus.  Repeatedly.

I wish Gervais would leave it alone.  The Office ended perfectly, with David Brent moving on and standing up for himself, but ever since he returned for Comic Relief, he's been the David Brent of the first episode of the show.

If this really happened, I imagine the room reacted to someone saying 'Orlando Bloom?' in exactly the same way as Tony Hayers did when Alan Partridge said 'Monkey tennis?'

"If you don’t know who I am, maybe your best course of action is to tread lightly" definitely cranked the show up a couple of grades for me.  Strong episode up to then, I thought Norris and Paul were great, and then Cranston shows up and, naturally, nails it.
I love the mystery of the pre-credits stuff too, could be…

I can't help but think that people getting worked up over this are making a Megalodon out of a Dwarf lanternshark.

The fields filling with blood absolutely terrified me when I was young.  I've still never watched it since!

Because Scottish white men are superior to any other kind of human, obviously.

Do people actually get worked up over the idea of the Doctor being a woman or another race? Why would it be an issue?

What, you're trying to tell us Danny Glover saying 'I'm too old for this shit' in reference to cunnilingus *wouldn't* be comedy gold?

The Charlotte Church Daily Star headline is real, and she also won 'Rear of the Year' (yes, that really is a thing in the UK) in the year she turned 16.

The irony is that not only will more people now buy and read the book, but more people will now pretend they liked it.

He doesn't do 'upset at the paparazzi' very well does he?  At least this time he didn't bump his head.

I enjoyed this a lot more than I had expected to when it aired over here last year.  It's very Irish, but in a very different way to Father Ted, which I was worried about it being too similar too.

You'd think that a real (ie paid), experienced film critic would understand that you can only properly review a film if you've watched it from beginning to end.  Bad films can have strong endings, just like good films can have weak endings, but if you walk out after 20 minutes, you cannot review the film as a whole.

It just looks like a bad parody of Chan-wook Park's film, which is all it was ever going to be.

Just take a second to imagine how much worse the film would have been (and it's bad anyway) if it had been Travolta instead of Denzel in the lead role.

Fair enough, but even then I don't really understand why it was pulled.  It doesn't really feature a scenario like Sandy Hook and it aired 4 months after the event.

I saw this a few weeks ago when it aired unedited in the UK, and I really can't understand why it was pulled from TV in relation to the Boston Marathon attacks.