The police didn’t run the plates?

Right? I mean, the depth of the pool becomes irrelevant after a point if you can swim. Lots of pools are 8 to 10 feet deep and no one is making jokes about how a six foot person should be careful in that? I sort of get the joke but it doesn’t make much sense to me, unless you’re implying that she can’t swim....

My jaw seriously dropped when I got to that part. Why the fuck would you think Simone Fucking Biles is at risk of drowning?? Presumably she CAN swim if she is investing in this pool, so suggesting she can’t is... not a good look.

Yeah the slut shamey, biphobic way the writers on Jezebel talk about Miley talking about her sexuality and her sexual experiences is really exhausting. Like, I WISH there had been more mainstream coverage of being attracted to women and men when I was growing up and people talked about it like people talk about het…

Right? It’s right there on the tin. “Cats.” Some T.S. Eliot children’s poems set to music with dancing.

maybe she just has tasty toes?

I’m confused about the tone/gist of this piece. Are you trying to suggest that she is just posing with these books and doesn’t actually read them? I admit I have never heard of her before, but a two sec review of her personal life section of her Wikipedia makes it seem like she’s progressive and actively so IRL so she…

A male Warren supporter interrogated me about whether I had ever used PP and what for because I should support her instead of Bernie because I’m a woman. 

“october” “decimate”

Bi is attraction to to our more genders. So bisexual is a broader category than pan and many pan people identify as pan and bi. Some pan people describe attraction as regardless of/without respect to gender. Like, they are into people without gender presentation being part of their attraction.

Did she forget that being bi/pan is a thing? After specifically coming out as pan if I recall correctly.

Because he was hot in the sixties and now he’s on twitter getting into CW show fandom arguments. Also the fact that he’s not-too-cool-for-school when it comes to his Trek legacy. 

Yeah, considering how much her net worth must be, that’s a reasonable amount to spend on a dress. I think sometimes celebs end up getting dresses that are super expensive because of the amount of work that goes into the construction or material, but that doesn’t mean that those extra things make them look good. But…

Yeah, I’m a pretty shameless Shatner stan so I’m biased, and in his defense, he definitely was comfortable being objectified himself so there’s that. 

I thought that was Pamela Anderson?

Yup. Only Spacey himself can know where he falls on the Kinsey scale, but as a bi person woman who has chosen to only date women when it comes to dating apps, it is a choice for some of us. And that’s OK. It’s super bi-erasure-y and homophobic to pretend that only the kinsey 6's get to be gay and the rest of us have…

Yeah, I’m thinking just some garden variety bi/pan erasure going on here.

NARS concealer is great. I advise getting the larger size since the smaller size dries out pretty fast.

Go to a Sephora or somewhere else with a lot of different perfumes. Try a bunch using the little paper things, then pick two. One for each wrist. Walk around the mall for a few hours, or go exercise. Pick the one you like the most.

Well, booze is expensive, so you probably broke even or even came out ahead, so there’s that?