Losing a baby six months into pregnancy is pretty specific, but really, does it matter? She found it healing... I don’t understand the need to “set her straight” about the realness of her experience.

She’s still a lying phony herself, though. They can both suck, and they do. Kanye too.

The new rap beefs...

Teamnodbody therefore laugh at everybody.

They all are!

See also: “they shouldn’t have so many children” and “I don't want sex ed being taught in schools!"

Schrödinger’s Poor: simultaneously working too many menial jobs to properly raise their terrible children while also lazily living off of welfare.

I’m not crying. Nope.

I love when women watch out for other women

I respect that Corey can’t say his name, but I can:

Drunk men are repulsive and scary.

It’s all fun and games until every social construct breaks down and someone is murdered for the conch.

I was showing my husband Hannibal and he kept interjecting during the scenes with Dr Chilton. “Barba! What are you doing in Baltimore? They need you at Special Victims!”

Agreed. Not gonna lie, within the first 2 minutes of the episode I knew exactly who the photographer was supposed to be. I said to my mom, “they’re doing a Terry Richardson storyline.” And of course she was like, “who’s that?”

I didn’t know she had a new movie coming out, so when I first read the title of this post I thought the reference to “shitty Mother’s Day” was to the actual day, and that you were praising the magazine for not perpetuating the “Jen needs a baby” storyline that sells the tabloids.

Why is there a picture of Celine Dion in a Jennifer Aniston article?

You guys aren't super great at jokes here are you?

Exactly. Kanye doesn’t need meds; everyone ELSE needs meds.

Yup, with about 6000% more schadenfreude.

You’re so lucky to have Sanders/Clinton family conflicts and not the Republican/Democrat family conflicts that not even living on separate coasts can alleviate (woe is me; damn you facebook).