I dunno, Cory Booker was probably shoveling snow in between rescuing old ladies from burning buildings and serving hot coffee to homeless people.

this was the perfect opportunity for

As a stay at home mom who could really use a freaking sick day today and isn't getting one, word.

They had the PERFECT opportunity to classify feminine hygiene products as necessary goods and remove the luxury tax! Why did this not happen!

More snow then, please

...and not a one of those senators who stayed home touched a shovel or vacuum cleaner.

Bitches gets shit done.

Here is a video of a dog trying to save a fish’s life

I’ve commented here before about how onerous I find Madonna’s parenting, especially of Rocco, and I can’t agree with you more about the damage a rigid and authoritarian parent does. It appears she treats them all exactly the same way — same life-limiting diets and rules, while simultaneously exploiting them on tours…

I want to as well, but I now she’d be so incredibly poised and intimidating that I would end up having a panic attack and a bottle of wine.

American Psycho. He is literally the epitome of that movie.

I know, I remember someone somewhere saying that she’d married up and another person responded, “he married an internationally renowned human rights lawyer, he’s the one who married up.” Still true.

It’s her! She’s pregnant!

Am I old? Who are these people?

I’m a Housewives producer’s dream. First they edit nice, then they edit nasty. I fall for every bit of it.

Ok, but that is why they’re so great on reality TV. I appreciate an upfront shit stirer to the enabling, toxic bullshit between between kim and brandi last year. That made me sick to my stomach.

I have a sizable amount of anxiety which prevents me from putting photos anywhere on the internet that random people could get them. Go ahead and post my yearbook photo but you won’t find the 2015 version.

I found out today that my wife is pregnant. We’ve been talking about stuff like this most of the day. We both grew up on Sesame Street; we both came to the same conclusion you did about Elmo merchandise. It’s safe to say that was the only easy decision we’ve managed so far.

You’re not alone in this, Kevin.