Much like The Beastie Boys his lyrics may have evolved as he’s matured. Just because he spouted misogynist bullshit at 20 doesn’t make him one currently. (I honestly don’t know anything about the current content of his lyrics.) Full disclosure: I’m from Detroit where he places just behind Bob Seger as our most low key…

My favorite part was about draining the swamp cuz he’s in quicksand. Eminem is a great freestyle rapper. He should make a movie about his mad skills. I know it’s an unpopular opinion as a feminist, but I gotta give him props because I do think he’s quite talented even though some of his lyrics are terribly offensive.

President Pussy Grabber? He didn’t spend time in shit. The Duke dudes? Yes, they were in jail. And I’ve spent time in jail for suspicion of protesting. That’s the prosecutorial process, sugar. If you don’t want folks in jail until they’ve appeared before a jury of their peers, work on the system. The Central Park…

So...you’re just making hypothetical lying bitches up and running with it? Ok.

“I wish it would all just go away,” said Kathie Lee clueless white people.

More Justine fun facts:
She referred to herself as “Juzzy Wuzzy” (her maiden name is/was Rusczyk) whenever she was talking about “woo woo” stuff.

Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a…

So, as the result of an extended drunken dare, I actually have an oil painting of myself as Empress Josephine. I feel compelled to defend myself by saying I’m an oil painter, was in art school at the time and have always loved history. I’m a bit queasy, but at least mine is a joke and has *never* been shown publicly.…

Another reason why gender reveal parties are a horrible idea.

Hang on, I now think I may have misunderstood you. When you said:

These are the same type of idiots who think Syrian refugees can easily come in to the US and claim refugee status.

YOU are my spirit animal- thank you for this!!!!

Nice! Love it.

In fact, I think God’s Plan for this dude is a pair of smashed kneecaps, and I’m feeling a calling from the Lord.

I am a person who got pregnant as a result of a rape. And I say this guy can go fuck himself.

Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic

Yeah i am tearing up at my desk over that.

The greatest moment was when a student put her hand up and asked, “Can you please perform ‘O Canada?’”

The “Jurassic Bark” episode of Futurama can fuck right the fuck off.