Trumps coming? Jesus! This calls for pint at the pub.

Still have a hard time believing this guy is the same age as me.

“I never liked him much anyway.”

This man looks exactly like a pinky finger wearing a suit.

I see what you are trying to do. It was a great try but you can’t touch the master, Donald Trump:

Best thing about Ireland. No snakes. 

First thing I’d do is pay a visit to the competing abortion clinic around the corner, “I Cant Believe Its Not An Abortion Clinic”.

Better yet, start a social media account solely dedicated to screaming about how Sammy and Daddy have always ignored and mistreated you, a fellow descendant of Robert the Bruce, and how you’re now going to speak out about their TRUE natures as duchASS-wannabes and grifters.

The topper would have been if he used two exclamation points.

I’ve been in a similar situation to your brother, and uh, that “the courts were biased to mothers, I really tried” line is usually bullshit.

“when you know so much was out of his control.”

I’m putting money on Trump, while at the Flight 93 dedication, re-enacting 9/11 by running around with his arms spread out and making airplane and and explosion noises.

Has he ever had the correct emotional response to ANYTHING? His brainstem is completely fucked.. if he has one.

I NEED to see him take the biggest fall. Like a real good old tumble, funny faces, and flailing arms. Down some steps would be great, but on level ground will be good enough.

Uh, no. Not the same situation. Daddy and half-sister are capital-N Narcissists. They’re toxic (OBVIOUSLY) and Meghan is wisely keeping her distance.

Jamie Lee Curtis is just...

We all are. Apparently he was nearly as prolific as Genghis Khan.

Thoughts and whiskeyprayers.

But then he couldn’t buy any groceries.

1) DO NOT assume any Dem will flip any district/state seat, ever, before the election results are in. Complacency is how we got into this dumpster fire.