“It’s a burn about a burn. That’s a second degree burn.”

and yet, we persist.

I can’t imagine that a person who cuts the top off their socks (you know, the part with the elastic that helps keep the sock up) is a paragon of knowledge.

If only Re/Max would start sponsoring Kap...

Does anyone else listen to the podcast Slow Burn? The first season was about Watergate, but they’re in the middle of season 2, about Clinton’s impeachment. I was a teenager when this was all going on, and I’m learning so much about stuff I didn’t realize, or misremembered. And really the main takeaway for me has been…

In defense of reading comprehension, there is no “he” in this story.

Black drug dealers reading that Demi Lovato story like:

That question had fuckall to do with “the perils and positives of the internet” and good on Monica for having zero tolerance for that bullshit. If she doesn’t set limits she’d be subject to all sorts of perverts and busybodies asking all kinds of ridiculous questions.

A HAHAHA! “My dad was in the navy.”

First thing that came to mind.

The best response so far.

the “Trump experience” has really opened my eyes to just how fucking stupid so many people are in America, and boy it’s even worse than I assumed. Stupid, stupid people who think they’re geniuses and special primarily because they’re American.

I cried that I had no shoes till I met an idiot who burned his because he wanted to “own” the libs then I laughed.

I think you’re right about Nixon and Trump. Despite his corruption and avarice Nixon at least knew what a respectable politician should do and say in public. Ditto Kissinger. Trump is not burdened with this knowledge but I think anyone with a brain and a memory will be surprised by how easy the national media will…

One of the only things that gets me through this shit is the knowledge that some day, Trump will die. And statistically, I should be alive when it happens.

And if you need some music today, is suggest "Fellow Workers" by Ani DiFranco and Utah Phillips. Listen from the start, because they have some wonderful stories throughout.

Oh, so we’re just going to forget that time when they were British Colonies and not even a nation yet and torched the White House 200+ years ago?

It all boils down to EVERYONE is getting sick of Trump trying to alienate Canada, and he’s throwing a giant temper tantrum because he wants Canada to pay more than we ever have. They’re all voicing their opinion on wanting Trump to just shut the fuck up and deal with Canada, but he’s refusing to and has even gone as…

At his Indiana Rally last week, which was easily among his most unhinged, he bragged that unemployment for women was almost at it’s lowest in 62 years. This quote didn’t make it into highlight reels, but if you think about it for even a minute, for at least half of that period (1956-1987) your average middle class…