This is so odd! Why would Michael Jordan be scared of a corrupt casino owner?

he looks like he walked into a fart

Financial Crisis Actors!

I used to be one of the sales reps who serviced the Tower Records store on the basement level of this place during the 90's.  My main recollection was that all employees needed to use the public restrooms and that it was impossible to do your business in private since all the stalls had a 4-inch gap between the door…

I Really Don’t Care, Do U?

Maybe she should have stopped giving him millions of dollars to fund his terror campaigns.

Look on the bright side, at least now the townspeople wont lash her to a seaside cliff as an offering to be a bride for the Kraken in exchange for sparing their town from total destruction for another year.

Oh, haha, cue the brittle trolls. Does mommy know you’re on the internet on a school night?

My memoir, “Fifty Shades of Grey,” about a bathroom renovation gone horribly wrong, was #1 on Amazon for a while. I also wrote “What Happened,” another memoir about the time I drunkenly almost slid into the mouth of an active volcano [this actually happened!] that also did really well. And then there was my “War and…

“Congratulations to @GreggJarrett on The TREMENDOUS success of his just out book, “The Russia Hoax, The Illicit Scheme To Clear Hillary Clinton & Frame Donald Trump.” Already number one on Amazon.”

What’s with Jez’s clickbait headlines today? This is the third headline that it utterly belied by the content of the story. The Times (for all it’s many, many, MANY faults) didn’t capitulate to the racist trolls, it literally stood by her .

The headline doesn’t seem to match the story? “Capitulates” suggests they fired her, when they actually released a statement of support. Total clickbait.

Right?! STOP FUCKING APOLOGIZING TO THIS WOMAN FOR SOMETHING THAT NEVER HAPPENED. The jokes weren’t about her goddamn appearance, and I don’t believe that she doesn’t understand that. Fuck her.

“Ivanka Trump calls family separations ‘a low point’ of her time at the White House”

If only there was a two word combination that perfectly described Ivanka and had already been said on this very issue by a well known late comedy host....nope, cant think of any.

She also posted a very tone deaf (at best) or “troll the libs” (at worst) photo of her with her kid at the height of the controversy.  I hate that suburban moms thinks she’s the moderating force or somehow not complicit with everything that DJT does. 

‘My product lines have not been selling at all, I’m worried about having to liquidate some of my assets to keep it all afloat, so I’m trying to appear more humane in order to garnish more customer faith. However, this is only a business move, and in reality, I don’t give a shit about any of this - I’m trying to get…

Who ever sincerely thought that Two and a Half Men* was a funny show? How the hell did it get so popular? Don’t people know that there’s Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon available with MUCH BETTER content?

How does one rightfully win a primary with less votes?