thegirlwhowaitedlostherkey
The Girl who waited lost her key
thegirlwhowaitedlostherkey

I wish I could pull that off, being smoothly dismissive. I tend to go right into outrage at their ignorance, which hasn’t gone well at all.

 I get that all the time, “oh, you just think youre so smart.” I’m not smart, just can handle reality and logic. Then I am being “negative and sarcastic.”

Wow, you described my SIL and her husband to a tee! Huge unapologetic Trump supporters, trash house. Kids are constantly unkempt too.

Now cannot unsee.

Im probably desperate for any humor in all this, but some reason I howled at this description, especially “45 feet long.” Its funny because it’s true!

That is so tragic. And preventable. Fuck anti-vaxxers.

Lol. I needed that.

Im so sorry. Thats horrible.

I remember viewing several Faces of Death videos back in the early 90s. My boyfriend at the time got them as VHS copies made from others. I guess this is the modern day version of that. FWIW, they bothered me so much that to this day I think about them and hate boxing.

Im a shallow bitch, didn’t watch the videos because I already know what they show, but in the screen shot on the last video, is she wearing her bra backwards or what? Pure class.

That’s not even morning after piss color either, or itd be more of an orange.

Shut it down, folks.

I assume we’re talking about Henry Winkler? If Paul Ryan, I admit to past thoughts of being down to hate-fuck, but then I imagined his sex play and decided, nope, not worth it. Henry Winkler in his prime though....

Not thrilled with the Kardishian-like use of K, but I also think Kulture is a great name.

If we want to get really technical, we should quote from the New Testament, the centuries removed quotes like “ Suffer little children to not enter countries illegally or be thrown in prison.” Matthew 19:14.

My mother has COPD and is on oxygen 24/7. When she first started having trouble breathing, 10 years ago, she didn’t tell anyone until she literally stopped breathing and almost died. Last year her heat was out during frigid cold Vermont weather, and the landlord didn’t get it fixed for two weeks. She wouldn’t say

Me too. And lets be honest, kids fake sickness and injury all the time. Mine do. The trick is recognizing what is real and what is dramatized. I think parents these days can at least google symptoms and such to determine if they should take them in. Im very familiar with parents of yesteryear shrugging off sickness.

Im pretty sure I have several outstanding parking tickets in at least one major city and my conscience is curiously unbothered. I did sob like a baby the first time I ran over a squirrel though, and still think of it every now and again.

Phew. I was thinking you meant that was an actual adult explanation. It did not surprise me.

Well, I snorted. Did she take her husbands name?